This is the mating dance between two lesbians. Tila Tequila was confessing her love to her butched girlfriend, Courtenay Semel. The small asian was humping her legs and ass with the dick she wishes she had.
FLASHER
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Holly Madison likes to flash the ass that Hugh Hephner taps everyday. The drugged up slut likes to suck on his old hairy balls. She is the next Anna Nicole. It turns out that the two are kicking the other two skanks out of the house and planning on getting hitched and having kids.
Depressed
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After breaking up with the hot Jen Aniston, John Mayer is going through a deep despression. He is now singing about his lost and even broke down and cried like a little biatch. The singer is now resorting to drugs to ease his pain. and he will soon be in rehab.
Wannabe Diva
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The plastic Heidi Montag has been getting BAD ratings on her new copied music video and she doesnt know why.
Heidi is a wannabe plastic barbie doll that sucks Spencers dick all day long. Go back to Colorado biatch.
Got Beer?
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Jessica Simpson is moving up with her career. She is now an official Beer Spokeswoman. Congratulations to the dumb slut for looking constipated in her advertisment!
Sex Addict!
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I wish this wasnt true, but this really is and its pretty damn funny. X-Files star, David Duchovny has checked into rehab for SEX addiction!!! His agent announced that and the perverted actor is proud that he is seeking help. Most likely we will see him in the News for jacking off in public.
Reality Check
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The British actress is now having her own reality show. The show is called "Having Sex while getting Plastic Surgery!" Jodie Marsh is looking great! Her show is perfect for her image!
Headace
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Hilary Duff gave herself a headace because she was thinking of where her house is. The lost idiot had to ask for direction.
I want BIGGER boobs!
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Heidi Montag is now considering on getting larger implants. She told her Dr that she fell inlove with these watermelons and she wants them larger than those melons. While Heidi wants them, Spencer Pratt is insisting that she gets them, and already paid the Dr to do it.
